HOW RETARDED I AM??!!
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[] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'

[] You have ran into a glass/screen door.

[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

[] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.

[] You have run into a tree/bush.

[ ] You have been called a blond.

TOTAL: 0
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[] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.

[] You just tried to lick your elbow.

[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.

[x] You just sang them to make sure.

[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.

[x] You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 4

[] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.

[x ] You type with three fingers or less.

[] You have accidentally caught something on fire.

[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.

[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

TOTAL: 1
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[x] You have fallen asleep in class.

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.

[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.

[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.

[ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'

TOTAL: 3
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[] You use your fingers to do simple math.

[] You have eaten a bug accidentally

[] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.

[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.

[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

TOTAL: 2
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[x] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.[] You break a lot of things.

[] You tilt your head when you're confused.

[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.

[] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling

[] The word "um" is used frequently.

[ ] You don't know what "um" means

.[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.

[] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.
TOTAL: 2
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0+ 4 + 1 + 3 + 2 + 2 = 12
multiply 12 by 4 = 48%

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